WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Falling off of a bed.
“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.” —Quentin Crisp
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
When this bus driver says the street names, it sounds like he’s trying to whisper sweet nothings in my ear… But failing. I really don’t know how to describe it.
“Oh well, there’s nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there’s lots of sex and violence.” —Elvira