May 2011
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Two and a Half Men is one of the shittiest fucking...
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I’m at hooters. I feel like a spy behind amply endowed booby-lines.
When I went to hooters it was mostly families with children. Granted, this was at the Mall of America.
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Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games...
Makes me think of dancing in dank basements and cramped apartments.
Good times!
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whoisdevon replied to your photo: Well, dear Tumblrs and Tumblettes, it appears I…
You’ve made it, man…Make sure you remember all us little people.
I’ll try not to forget you, you know Bear Forest is more like the “B List,” it’s not like I’m a “Bear Star” on 411. Then you’ll know I’ve really hit the big time.
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eltumblrfome asked: Nope, those are my legs :P
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New music makes me happy...
Okkervil River and TV on the Radio is what I just downloaded. And I downloaded Thao and Mirah earlier this month. Man, good month for me and music.
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Fuck it's humid...
Went straight from “rainy and cold” to “rainy and humid as fuck.”
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Arugula Salad + Swedish Meatballs w/ Potatoes and...
That barfy feeling that makes you wish you would just vomit so you would stop feeling so fucking sick.
There, TMI Tuesday.
PS, I miss you Tumblr, but money and life gets in the way. :(
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Everyone here exchanges their time for money. It’s like a mortgage on your...
– Dick Solomon Third Rock From the Sun
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Nothing ruins a post-work jerk off more...
Than seeing one of your friends on the front page of Xtube.
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Is it wrong to wear fake glasses if you look...
Because I just bought this gingham check shirt and polka dot bow tie and it would complete the look if I just had some cute glasses.
And yes, pictures will come of this new purchase, as soon as I can figure out how to tie this damn bow tie!